Chapter 696: Dangers of Wireless Internet
“Im not acting for anyone.” I snapped, “Its normal to have these kinds of interactions between childhood friends… probably.”
Seeing that I was a little embarrassed, Xiao Qin did not keep digging any deeper.
“Can I sit on this chair” Xiao Qin pointed to the chair I had just sat on and asked with excessive caution.
“Go ahead.” I waved my hand, “You dont have to ask my permission for everything as long as its within the boundaries of what normal childhood friends would do.”
Xiao Qin took off her bag and hung it on the back of her chair, then turned her face toward me and asked:
“Is asking me to continue to act as your girlfriend in front of Ai Mi and Winnie normal for childhood friends”
“What else would you do” I asked rhetorically, “If Ai Mi knew you werent my girlfriend, dont you know how she would ridicule you”
“That, thats true…” Xiao Qins arms trembled slightly.
Xiao Qin really may not be able to bear it if Ai Mi rubbed salt into her wound.
Seeing a sad expression on Xiao Qins face, I consoled her, “Dont be discouraged, I said Id give you a second chance.
When we pretend to be a couple in front of Ai Mi and Winnie, you can think of it as a rehearsal.”
Xiao Qin suddenly looked like the fairy godmother had cast a spell on her and her body emitted radiance and vitality.
“I, I will definitely try my best.
I will definitely try to become a girl you would like.
I would fight so you would take the initiative next time, to ask me to be your girlfriend…”
Halfway through the sentence, due to her lack of confidence, her voice gradually became quieter, and she lowered her head to not look me directly in the eyes, because she was afraid that I was angry.
“Be more confident in yourself.” I said, “Its more like you when you show this kind of zeal.
Youve been talking less these days and Im not used to it.”
“Then…” Xiao Qin saw me being surprisingly friendly, so she was not as reserved as before, “If were in front of Ai Mi and Winnie, when we pretend to be a couple, can I act coquettish “
“Sure.” I dont think that I should give Xiao Qin too many limitations, otherwise Ai Mi would be able to see through our lies if its too fake.
“Can I wrap my arms around yours”
“Can I hug you when Im happy”
“Can I ask you to help me carry my shopping bags when were at the mall”
“Sure, no problem.”
“If theres only one seat left on the bus, can I also sit on your lap”
“Um… I dont think Ai Mi would ride the bus with us, but with Winnie is a possibility…”
“Sorry, is asking to sit on your lap going overboard”
“No, if we are in front of Ai Mi or Winnie, and the bus is too crowded without a place to stand, then its fine for you to sit on my lap.”
“Um…” listening to me say “sure” to all her requests, Xiao Qin became more and more excited.
“If its in front of Ai Mi and Winnie, it seems like Im even more like your girlfriend than before.”
I frowned and thought about it, “You can think that way.”
“Hooray ~(≧▽≦)/~.” Xiao Qin couldnt resist the urge to stand up from her chair to celebrate, but she stopped herself halfway, as if she thought it would make her look like a moron.
“(^__^) hehehe…” But overall it was difficult for her to change her nature.
She looked at me with a smile and the joy in her eyes couldnt be concealed.
“Stop giggling, you brought your summer homework, right” I said, “What dont you understand, Ill teach you.”
Since I couldnt do any physical activities, it would be good to work my brain.
In order to stimulate our enthusiasm for learning, the math teacher once said in class, “Learn mathematics and chemistry well, so you wont be afraid no matter where you go.” Although the correctness of his statement is debatable, it is an indisputable fact that Xiao Qins math and physics was disastrous.
When solving for the surface area of a rectangular box without a lid, Xiao Qin often forgets the area of the bottom surface.
Her reasoning was that the diagram did not clearly draw it and that the bottom surface was blocked by the other four sides.
Also in the blank answer area, she drew a crooked box.
Is that even a box That looks more like the crushed remains of Spongebob.
As for the question “Why doesnt the Leaning Tower of Pisa fall down”, she doesnt reply with “center of gravity”, “heavy vertical line”, “fulcrum”, or “support surface”, but she egotistically answered:
“Because its a world-famous attraction, so the Italian government sent 1,000 people underground to pull it up with a rope.
If it fell down, they wouldnt be able to collect entrance fees anymore.”
She was afraid the teacher wouldnt understand, so she also drew a side profile of many people underground pulling up the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
In the chemistry homework, it mentioned diamond and graphite are the same element, but it made Xiao Qin even more confused
“If its really the same thing, why doesnt the Diamond Sutra change its name to the Graphite Sutra”
Hurry up and apologize to Buddhists around the world! I think your logic jumps all over the place.
Why does teaching you math and science feel no less difficult than taking Ai Mi to win LOL ranked matches
I decided to first instruct Xiao Qin to finish all the science homework, then I could just copy all of it for my own homework, then I would be finished the summers work too.
Even with the curtains closed, there was plenty of light.
I had a rare feeling of peace and comfort as I guided Xiao Qin through her homework.
I hope my heart problems can be cured and I can enjoy this life some more.
Time flew by in the blink of an eye and it was already noon.
Xiao Qin said she wanted to go dine with her mother in the ward, so it wouldnt be good for me to make her stay.
“Right, were going to have lunch anyway, so why dont we ask the French chef to make something suitable for the patients and then you can bring it to Auntie Ren” I suggested.
The French chef loved being a chef from the bottom of his heart.
As long as someone liked to eat what he made, he always went out of his way to fire up the stove right away.
Xiao Qin hesitated, “Mom wants to eat bamboo shoots these days, does the chef know how to make bamboo shoots”
“Yes, the five-color salad in contains bamboo shoots.” I was proud of the French chef as if he was my family, “If you talk to him, he will make you a delicious dish that includes bamboo shoots.”
“Ill go talk to him.” Xiao Qin was puzzled for a moment, then said, “By the way, the chef doesnt know Chinese, but he knows some English, so he can communicate with me in English, but for Ye Lin classmate…”
I blushed, “I only gesture, or draw the things I want to eat on a piece of paper…”
Hearing me say that, Xiao Qins eyes lit up, “Since you can only express yourself with pictures, then I, the future mangaka, can draw what I want to eat as well!”
“Please wait a moment, Ill draw it, then you take it to the chef, he will definitely know what I want.”
I couldnt stop her in time.
She had already torn a piece of sketch paper and finished the picture of “steamed bamboo shoots” she had in mind with a ball point pen.
The lines she drew this time looked inexplicably rigid, so rigid that they looked more like a building.
This is the steamed Leaning Tower of Pisa, damn it.
I ended up redrawing a crooked steamed bamboo shoot on the back of the paper, which was barely understandable to the chef.
Xiao Qin didnt leave room 103 and waited until I came back with the packed steamed bamboo shoots and pork porridge.
She happily saluted me while still obliviously thinking that it was her superior drawing skills that made the chef understand it so quickly.
“Oh O(∩_∩)O~ now mom and I will both have something to eat, thank you, and also help me say thank you to the chef.”
With my help, she flipped out the window and left, she was in a good mood before leaving and even muttered to herself:
“It looks like my drawing skills have improved again.
Im almost frightened by my artistic talent, should I finish the shoujo manga I used to draw and submit it to an editor…”
Which manga, “Love at Zhou Kou Dian” Or some other unbearable, disastrous work
Please spare the editor, dont injure both his eyes with your art.
After Xiao Qin left, I received a temperature check from Dr.
As I was looking forward to the French chefs lunchtime meal, I received a call from Shu Zhe.
“Brother Ye Lin, you… you have to save me.”
Shu Zhe pleaded with me with a crying voice immediately after I picked up.
“What kind of trouble are you in again” I asked him in a bad mood.
“I… didnt cause any trouble this time, its a punishment from the heavens.” Shu Zhe said, “I was coerced byUncle Fireball.”
Huh, isntUncle Fireball one of the perverted customers likeCilantro Buns who told me to sell worn underwear, as well as blowing balloons, and blowing condoms
“What, you met Uncle Fireball in real life” I asked, “Arent you usually dressed as a man Were his eyes so accurate, he can even recognize it was you even when you wore a wig and colored contacts”
Shu Zhe choked with regret for a moment before finally making up his mind and admitted:
“I, Im now at my aunts house, being forced by my uncle to walk around in a cat maid costume every day, serving him tea, massaging his shoulders and back…”
“Wait a minute.” I said in bewilderment, “Just now, you said you were coerced by Uncle Fireball, so how did it turn into your uncle”
“I…” I dont know how much abuse Shu Zhe suffered in the past few days, but he could not help but let out a cry, “How would I have expected that my uncle is Uncle Fireball Hes the one who taught my sister how to use a gun, my own uncle!”
“Its only been a few years since we last saw each other, but ever since he learned how to use wireless internet in the forest keepers lodge, he gradually went from a veteran hunter to a huge pervert!”
“He recognized that I was the person who sold the worn underwear to him.
He was angry at first, but then he looked very happy.
Now, he forces me to continue to live in his house.
Every day behind closed doors, he makes me dress up as a cat maid to serve him, the gaze he uses to look at me is becoming more and more odd…”
“Bro Ye Lin, if you dont come to my rescue, Im afraid my own uncle will…”
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